Bald 'urky

= Bald 'urky = Bald_urky is a powerful but not unintelligent bush turky spirit. Bald 'urky has a share of some of bald 'ead's powers but lacks the knowledge to use them properly. Bald 'urky was born in bald_fartinForest, lived and thrived with her bush turky family. Till the 1st of april, 2002. It was april fools day and a group of drunk 20 yr olds had returned from the nearby pub to their camping area. They started a firepit (thus bald_firepit was born) and started making jokes. One of the 20 yr olds said:"'Hey look! A turky-chicken thing over there! lets have some roast chicken tonight! Hehe'"One of them managed to lure bald urky with a biscute close enough to grab her. She was caught. One decided to wave bald urky over the fire pit. The outcome was very bad. Bald urky lit up, and set alight. The 20 yr olds got shocked and immeditely put down bald 'urky, right ovr the flames. Bald urky was cooking on the spot and bald urky had perrished. Bald 'urky's spirit was not happy at all. Bald urky's spirit let the fire go wild, setting all the tents alight and nearby bush on flames. This caused a massive fire and the 20 yr olds were sent to prison for wild animal abuse and starting a bush fire. Bald 'urky's spirit would roam around, potentialy lighting random fires. To this day, legend says bald 'urky is responsible for many bush fires.